The breaking news: King Charles III urgently summoning Harry and William back to the British palace immediately pertains to Kate’s health condition

After four years of estrangement from his brother, Prince William referred to Meghan as a “ᴄ.ᴜгѕᴇԀ woman”: “She has harmed my wife.”

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Prince William directly declares to Meghan Markle: “Meghan cannot have children, please stop lying.”